Doctors

Went to the doc's this morn for a blood test and it took the nurse fuck three fucking goes at getting me blood, one time she pulled it out by accident half way through taking blood, the next time she stuck the needle in but didn't hit a vein but thankfully third time was the charm and blood was drained. I must that I have lovely coloured blood, looks alot like jam but I imagine tastes nothing like jam however life would much more interesting if our bodies created jam.