Basically Joe is my new flatmate, and behind his image of an angry grumpy man lies a very VERY strange person. So after Mellon day I bring you the the strange world of Joe Hodgkiss.
While wandering the flat thinking about fanny Joe sometimes likes to work out, instead of using weights like a normal man Joe likes to use people of colour. As his usual partner of Will Smith wasn't about he decided to use my arm to do his chin ups.
As he's all about the fanny he demanded an arm wrestle to decide whether he should be allowed to make a move on Nicola.
Joe won like Rocky in Rocky, Rocky 2,3,4 and 5, and obviously impressed with his shear magnificence Nicola accepted his advances.
After having his way with my girlfriend Joe decided to pose for the new apple Ipod adverts, critic's have called it "inspirational".
What followed was a series of high level phone calls, which resulted in Joe being recruited as a Tory marketing campaigner.
After a few hours of hard work, Joe had produced an advert which Tory leaders have claimed is "almost as groundbreaking as the 'On the Buses'".
What does the future hold for Joe, who knows, but you better believe that he's in it for the fanny, BELIEVE.
Come back soon for a regular post of 'Bangers and Mash'!
2 comments:
oving the expansion from disgusting food themes. And Joe is hot.
Loving not oving
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